The people who go out of their way to post shit like this should already know that they won’t get laid for ten years, or at all for that matter. I suppose reposting this bulletin gives them hope that the boy/girl of their dreams will completely forget that they’re an ugly, unfuckable douchebag, and ride them like a stallion under the moonlight in the backyard while the neighbors watch. Spoiler: Life isn’t “Sixteen Candles”, and spamming the fuck out of your friends (God knows how you got any in the first place) won’t do Jack shit. Especially if u spl lyke a rtrd and have a glittery page that gives the elderly seizures.

Another thing. I can’t stand websites that base their entire brand on “hip and cool” phrases in hopes of appealing to the stereotypical teenager. “Pimp”, “Palace”, and “Princess” aren’t words that a normal, healthy member of society would ever use in normal conversation, and I fucking break shit when I hear about a website with a name like myspace-pimp-princess-palace.gov.

The people who go out of their way to post shit like this should already know that they won’t get laid for ten years, or at all for that matter. I suppose reposting this bulletin gives them hope that the boy/girl of their dreams will completely forget that they’re an ugly, unfuckable douchebag, and ride them like a stallion under the moonlight in the backyard while the neighbors watch. Spoiler: Life isn’t “Sixteen Candles”, and spamming the fuck out of your friends (God knows how you got any in the first place) won’t do Jack shit. Especially if u spl lyke a rtrd and have a glittery page that gives the elderly seizures. Another thing. I can’t stand websites that base their entire brand on “hip and cool” phrases in hopes of appealing to the stereotypical teenager. “Pimp”, “Palace”, and “Princess” aren’t words that a normal, healthy member of society would ever use in normal conversation, and I fucking break shit when I hear about a website with a name like myspace-pimp-princess-palace.gov.